STEP1 :CHOOSE YOUR MONTH OF BIRTH

JANUARY: i HATE
FEBRUARY: I RAN NAKED WITH
MARCH: I NEED
APRIL: I SHOT
MAY: I SMOKED WEED WITH
JUNE: I KILLED
JULY: I PISSED ON
AUGUST: I FUCKED
SEPTEMBER: I GOT MARRIED WITH
OCTOBER: I STABBED
NOVEMBER: I DID A BLWJOB TO
DECEMBER: I TOOK A CRAP ON

STEP 2: CHOOSE YOUR BIRTHDAY

1: A MONKEY
2: A PROSTITUTE
3: A VACCUM CLEANER
4: YOUR MOM
5: BARNEY THE DINOSAUR
6: A DOG
7: SANTA CLAUS
8: PRIEST
9: A PORNSTAR
10: A CONDOM
11: A BOWL OF CEREAL
12: A JEW
13: A LESBIAN
14: A HORSE
15: AN OLD MAN
16: A DRUG DEALER
17: A CLOWN
18: YOUR GRANDMOTHER
19: A DILDO
20: MICHEAL JACKSON
21: BIGHEADER
22: QUITENOISE
23: A PIECE OF SHIT
24: A ROBOT
25: A NAZI
26: A PUPPET
27: eEcko
28: A BLACK GUY
29: MADONNA
30: A COOKIE JAR
31: A FAT GUY

STEP 3: CHOOSE THE COLOR OF THE T-SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW

WHITE: Because that's what I am
BLACK: Because I'm sexy
PINK: Because my friend told me to do it
RED: Because I was horny
BLUE: Because I hate my life
YELLOW: Because I'm gay
GRAY: Because my mother was fat
GREEN: Because I smoked crack
ORANGE: Because I'm ugly
BROWN: Because I'm racist
STRIPES: Because I love doing it
SQUARES: Because my GF is a Whore
NO t-Shirt: Because I have perfect Abs
Others: Because I'm single